thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from confirmance with 207,711 notes

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from unescapable with 626,408 notes

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from confirmance with 24,738 notes

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from unescapable with 234,291 notes

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from confirmance with 334,150 notes

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broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from confirmance with 230,256 notes

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from jesselovesu with 197,429 notes

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from re-lics with 291,609 notes

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from oknope with 433,761 notes

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from klrsisout with 436,756 notes

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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22 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from confirmance with 631,423 notes